The Hitlist (201-250)

201. Celebrities who adopt babies
202. Tasmanians
203. Braces on 30 year old people
204. Blonde hair and dark eyebrows
205. Bad pick up lines
206. People who brag about being rich
207. People who beep the horn instead of coming in to get you
208. People who cut you off
209. Fake imitation brands
210. People in the fast lane who drive slow
211. American accents
212. People who change the subject randomly
213. People who complain about bad food at a restaurant AFTER they finish it
214. People who grease you off for no reason
215. People who can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi
216. People who store food in margarine containers
217. Sunburn
218. People who drink alcohol to be cool
219. Hockey referees who tell you the rules of the game when you do something wrong
As if you really care about hockey in the first place
220. Sport coaches who yell at you to do something you're already doing
221. Dimi
222. Canada
223. Fat guy's wedgies and when they pick them
224. Adrian Sukri's "Anti-Hitlist"
225. People who add to this list without my permission
226. LMS (Little Man Syndrome)
227. The string from the "Extra" chewing gum packets that you pull off to open it and that always sticks to your hand
228. Parabolas
229. People who come out of exams that were obviously really hard and say they're easy
230. People who write "TJ Inc." after everything they write
231. When its casual clothes day and you get that 'uncertainty' feeling about whether it really is casual clothes day and your scared you'll go to school and look like an idiot
232. How impossible it is to unwrap Chupa Chups
233. Marilyn Manson
234. Australian movies
235. Sub-continental dads
236. Teachers' pets
237. Fat girls who wear tight clothes
238. Stuff thats grotty just to think about
239. Hobo-beggars who aren't really poor
240. When you first open a tissue box and when you try to take a tissue out, 50 come out with it
241. People who use bulletins to send private messages
242. People who do bulletin surveys
243. The spelling of 'bulletin'
244. Single-sex education
245. Lebos who think they WOG when they really Asian
246. Free huggers
247. Getting no reception on your phone
248. Black people who use sunscreen
249. Good dreams that you can't remember
250. Flies