The Hitlist (1-50)

THATS RIGHT! The Hitlist is finally going soft-copy!
YAY haha i cbs typin it all up at once (cos we all know theres a lot on it...) so you're gonna get it in small portions....ENJOY!

(Note: Please do not get offended if you fit in one of the catagories below. I fit in at least 20 of them too)

1. Teachers who know nothing about what they teach
2. People who make crappy hitlists
I said 'crappy'...
3. Muzzas
4. Big Brother
Will Gretel eva die?!?!?
5. Satanists
6. Catholics
7. White people
8. Black people
9. Jocks (the sport freaks, not the underwear)
And is it just me, or do they like to touch eachother excessively?
10. Art History
11. People who think art history is important
12. People who think P.E. is necessary
13. WOGs who try to be gangster
14. WOGs in general
15. Emos/Goths
16. The person who wrote this
What kind of name is 'Dimithra' anyway? Plus he's a jerk
17. People who appear on TV once and think they are celebrities
I probably shouldha just kept it at 'celebrities'
18. Dancing with the stars, Dancing on ice, It takes two, etc. etc. blah blah
19. Miami Heat and all fans of Miami Heat
20. AFL
21. Aussies/Bogans
22. Scientology
pffft, yer and I'm a descendant of the Easter Bunny
23. Substitute teachers that give homework
24. Techno
I'd rather listen to a police siren...oh wait, thats pretty much the same thing
25. People who think rap is "just talking fast"
I'd like to see YOU talk fast and make millions
26. People who think Christian rap is just Biblical characters repeated (eg. "Jesus, Jesus, Mary, Jesus" or "Jesus is my Saviour!")
Try actually listening to it
27. Aborigines who aren't over the "Stolen Generation"
My family wasn't even in Australia yet!
28. ANZACs (get over it too)
29. Having to pay for food at Gold class cinemas
You'd think the $40 ticket would cover it -_-
30. Grumpy bus drivers
It's not my fault you have a crappy job
31. Environmentalists/Hippies
32. Gay Pride
33. Jews still looking for a Messiah
34. John Howard
Only cos no one else seems to like him
35.Japanese Rock/Pop/Music
And the white boys who listen to it....
36. Bimbos
37. Macintosh Computers
Props to iMovie though
38. iTunes
39. Indians
40. The Japanese killing whales for their "scientific purposes"
41. Advirtisements
They freaking EVERYWHERE!
42. Anime
43. Food at cinemas that cost so much that you gotta put a mortgage on your house
44. Roman numerals
45. Mitre 10
...they didn't hire me, ok?!
46. Sri Lankans
yer its true, sometimes
47. Muslims who say that the Koran says terrorism is bad
48. French/France
49. Wannabes
50. News readers that get paid heaps to read